Darryl Brock, A fellow teacher at school sent out some puns today... and I rewrote some of them as .... dare I call them... equations...
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table = Sir Cumference.
eye doctor on an Alaskan island =an optical Aleutian
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France = Linoleum Blownapart.
Atheism = a non-prophet organization.
A chicken crossing the road = poultry in motion
short fortune-teller who escaped from prison = a small medium at large
WWI soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray = a seasoned veteran.
cannibals eating a missionary = a taste of religion.
joining dangerous cults = Practicing un-safe sects!
Please do NOT throw things...