Friday, 17 April 2009

Not Quite Equal

Darryl Brock, A fellow teacher at school sent out some puns today... and I rewrote some of them as .... dare I call them... equations...

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table = Sir Cumference.

eye doctor on an Alaskan island =an optical Aleutian

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France = Linoleum Blownapart.

Atheism = a non-prophet organization.

A chicken crossing the road = poultry in motion

short fortune-teller who escaped from prison = a small medium at large

WWI soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray = a seasoned veteran.

cannibals eating a missionary = a taste of religion.

joining dangerous cults = Practicing un-safe sects!

Please do NOT throw things...

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